Five Ideas That Will Change The World Forever With Their Awesomeness

Or, “Weird ideas nevillegirl gets when she’s bored”.

Firstly, there should be scratch-and-sniff cookbooks. Every recipe in a cookbook should be accompanied by a photo on which that awesome scratch-and-sniff stuff would be placed. If you thought a recipe looked good you could just scratch and sniff to determine if it really was yummy. This should be done with food magazines too. And while I’m at it, with any pictures on the outside of cereal boxes and whatnot.

Secondly, there should be shoes with adjustable heels. At the touch of a button, they’d switch from flats to high heels. These would be very convenient. At some point fashion designers might even figure out a way to turn them into running shoes, too.

Thirdly, we need to stop making film adaptations of books using human actors. Movies would be much better if Muppets played all the parts. I mean, think of a Muppet Hunger Games? (I’m pretty sure Effie Trinket was based on Miss Piggy.) Who wouldn’t want to watch puppets killing each other, with plastic eyes and bits of cloth flying every which way? Or what about Lord of the Rings with Muppets? I would pay a thousand gazillion dollars to see even just a few minutes of that. Miss Piggy would play all the female roles – you know, all three of them. Today I randomly burst out laughing and people were looking at me strangely. I couldn’t help it; I was thinking about Miss Piggy dressed as Galadriel, saying those oh-so-serious-and-dramatic lines in that oh-so-odd piggy voice.

Fourthly, old people shouldn’t have to hobble around with canes or wheel themselves around in wheelchairs. They should be given hoverboards, with chairs attached in case they want to sit down. I’m sure they would have a great time zipping around from place to place. Perhaps the speed should be limited to twenty miles per hour, though. You don’t want Grandpa going around knocking over people.

Fifthly, unicyles for built for two people . They could be called uniduocycles.

When I am Queen of the World, I will make all these ideas become reality.

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About nevillegirl

Elizabeth. University of Iowa class of 2019. Triple majoring in English & Creative Writing, Journalism, and Gender, Women's, & Sexuality Studies. Twenty-one-year-old daydreamer, introvert, voracious reader, aspiring writer, and lesbian. Passionate about feminism, mental health, comic books, and cats.
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17 Responses to Five Ideas That Will Change The World Forever With Their Awesomeness

  1. Amanda says:

    Interesting….and you thought Liam’s post on noses…*shakes head*

  2. Oh my goodness….you are a GENIUS! I’ve always wanted shoes that could change heel sizes! I’ll go to a store and see the cutest shoes ever and then see that the heels are bigger than my head. It’s a tragedy.

  3. I agree on all accounts! I might actually watch Twilight using muppets.

  4. Charley R says:

    Third and fourth ideas. YES. YES YES YES YES YES.

  5. matttblack42 says:

    These ideas are actually pretty good, especially the last one. What about unitriocycles?

  6. Just discovered this blog, it’s amazing! I can’t believe these ideas haven’t actually happened yet. It all seems so obvious! And as for the above post… I wouldn’t say my mum’s quoteable as such, she just says things out loud nobody else would. For example, a normal night, watching TV, and from the corner of the room… “Tandoori chicken!”
    …Make of that what you will.

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