“Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and evildoers everywhere! I’m Loki, here today to announce a new service for GSA members. In the past evildoers have had to rely on the unpredictable and untrustworthy postal service of the good guys. As a promotional device when you sign up to be a member of the Good-Sinful Alliance, we will deliver your top-secret, incredibly evil letters for free!
If you’re not particularly good with words, never fear! We provide handy-dandy forms that may be filled out and deposited in the nearest mailbox, no postage necessary. Write to your friends, your minions, your enemies, even yourself. Some of our members agreed to participate in a trial run so we could determine how well everything worked and as you can see, the service is already proving itself to be very popular.”
“Now if you’ll excuse, I’m off to pen a quick note to my brother. Thor does so love to receive letters…”
Musings From Neville's Navel 
Did you make these forms yourself? I love them!
I got the forms themselves from another website, but all the dorky stuff written in the blanks is my own.
I really like the Luke Skywalker and Snape ones, but they’re all funny.
This was incredibly amusing. xDDD Loved it!
I’m glad. 🙂 Which was your favorite?
I…don’t know. They were all so funny. xD
The Jaime-Cersei one . . . I absolutely lost it. Voldy’s letter to Sev runs a close second!
Thanks very much for linking me to these – I’ve been looking for the site that produces them for eons! My Nazgul will be rushed off their . . . feet? Whatever serves for feet – sending them all!
That one’s my favorite too. 🙂
Paws? Stumps? Roller skates?
Ehehehe, not a clue!
WHERE DID YOU FIND THESE?!?! I laughed out loud several times. Though I am wondering who the heck Cersei is, because what she said was just sick. She’s writing to her little brother?!?! Eww! Just, eww!
I have cookies, too . . . LUKE!!!! COME TO ME!!!! (They’re homemade). 😉
I made them myself! 🙂 (The link to the forms is at the top of the post.)
Cersei and Jaime are from George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire” series. And yes, he’s her little brother but it’s not quite as weird as it sounds – they’re not kids. (Well, it is still pretty weird… xD)
O.o You just made things even more uncomfortable. XD
And I’m totally going to steal those. 😉
And by “where did you get those?” I meant “where did you get those forms I want to fill those out ASAP!” I figured you wrote them out yourself. 😉
These are so, so brilliant! I laughed out loud at them (seriously). Now I want to know what Loki’s letter was going to be, though………….
Just one thing: “bright and sunny” in the UK? Voldemort is either lying, or living in an alternate UK to the one I’m from.
ARGH!!!! Good point. I should’ve put “rainy as usual”. I guess I was trying to make Voldy cheerful.
EHEHEHEHE! You’ve certainly been working on them! I love them all.
Thanks!
Hehehehe!!
Which one is your favorite?
Oh, I don’t know. They are all brilliant! The bit about Snape’s greasy hair did make me laugh the most, though 😛
Oh my Gollum, the longer I look at these things, the more there is to see.
Heh heh heh. I spent a while on these. Like, Cersei’s says she’s been in love with Jaime since birth…