Good-Sinful Alliance: Mail Call!

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“Hello, ladies, gentlemen, and evildoers everywhere! I’m Loki, here today to announce a new service for GSA members. In the past evildoers have had to rely on the unpredictable and untrustworthy postal service of the good guys. As a promotional device when you sign up to be a member of the Good-Sinful Alliance, we will deliver your top-secret, incredibly evil letters for free!

If you’re not particularly good with words, never fear! We provide handy-dandy forms that may be filled out and deposited in the nearest mailbox, no postage necessary. Write to your friends, your minions, your enemies, even yourself. Some of our members agreed to participate in a trial run so we could determine how well everything worked and as you can see, the service is already proving itself to be very popular.”

indivSent.phpindivSent.phpdownloadindivSent.phpindivSent.phpdownload“Now if you’ll excuse, I’m off to pen a quick note to my brother. Thor does so love to receive letters…”

About nevillegirl

Elizabeth. University of Iowa class of 2019. Triple majoring in English & Creative Writing, Journalism, and Gender, Women's, & Sexuality Studies. Twenty-one-year-old daydreamer, introvert, voracious reader, aspiring writer, and lesbian. Passionate about feminism, mental health, comic books, and cats.
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23 Responses to Good-Sinful Alliance: Mail Call!

  1. wolfluv745 says:

    Did you make these forms yourself? I love them!

  2. Amanda says:

    This was incredibly amusing. xDDD Loved it!

  3. Charley R says:

    The Jaime-Cersei one . . . I absolutely lost it. Voldy’s letter to Sev runs a close second!
    Thanks very much for linking me to these – I’ve been looking for the site that produces them for eons! My Nazgul will be rushed off their . . . feet? Whatever serves for feet – sending them all!

  4. themagicviolinist says:

    WHERE DID YOU FIND THESE?!?! I laughed out loud several times. Though I am wondering who the heck Cersei is, because what she said was just sick. She’s writing to her little brother?!?! Eww! Just, eww!

    I have cookies, too . . . LUKE!!!! COME TO ME!!!! (They’re homemade). ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • nevillegirl says:

      I made them myself! ๐Ÿ™‚ (The link to the forms is at the top of the post.)

      Cersei and Jaime are from George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire” series. And yes, he’s her little brother but it’s not quite as weird as it sounds – they’re not kids. (Well, it is still pretty weird… xD)

  5. Mary says:

    These are so, so brilliant! I laughed out loud at them (seriously). Now I want to know what Loki’s letter was going to be, though………….

    Just one thing: “bright and sunny” in the UK? Voldemort is either lying, or living in an alternate UK to the one I’m from.

  6. EHEHEHEHE! You’ve certainly been working on them! I love them all.

  7. Miss Alexandrina says:

    Hehehehe!!

  8. orphu44 says:

    Oh my Gollum, the longer I look at these things, the more there is to see.

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