The Impossible Bucket List

IMG_0052_zpsc86d3992“It’s been said that a reader lives a thousand lives, and it’s true. We have an advantage over the rest of the population. We sit on our beds, crack open a book, and we’re whisked away to far-off lands where we meet fascinating characters and go on the finest adventures words can write. But this comes with disadvantages. Real life disappoints us. Other people just want to go on a cruise or ride in a hot-air-balloon. We’ll always be looking for something slightly more … magical. A reader’s bucket list is an impossible bucket list. What’s on your impossible list?”

The Book Chewers blog has begun doing a weekly link-up (book-related, of course!) and I loved their first prompt, so here’s my response! I doubt that this will become a regular thing here, not because there’s something wrong with their blog but simply because I get so many post ideas on my own. But I couldn’t pass up this one.

1. Fall into the Pensieve with Harry and watch Snape’s memories.

2. Hoodwink the ogres with Ella.

3. Spend Christmas with the Adams family.

4. Learn to joust with Loras.

5. Sail to the end of the world on the Dawn Treader and drink the water where the waves grow sweet.

6. Escape God’s Promise with Cameron Post.

7. Say goodbye to everyone before the breaking of the Fellowship.

8. Explore the Shadow City with the Irregulars.

9. Find Dorian Gray’s portrait.

10. Cross the Dothraki sea by horseback.

11. Ride with the Rohirrim.

12. Have a picnic in the Underland with Gregor and Luxa.

13. Journey beneath London with Montmorency.

14. Live in Minas Tirith. Talk with Denethor, Boromir, and Faramir.

15. Hunt the stag with Ash and Kaisa.

16. Steal the C Cube from Artemis.

17. Stay at Number 12, Grimmauld Place with Sirius and Lupin.

18. Be read into a favorite book by Fenoglio.

19. Cross the Wall with Sabriel.

20. Sail off with Max through night and day, and in and out of weeks, and almost over a year, to where the wild things are!

21. Share the memory of the sled with the Giver.

22. Keep Deryn Sharpe’s secret.

23. Travel in the Magic Treehouse.

24. Hear the mockingjays sing on the last night of the Games.

25. Visit New York City with Maximum and the rest of the flock.

26. Transform into someone else with Polyjuice Potion.

27. Eat breakfast with Calvin and Hobbes – Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

28. Travel by tesseract with Meg, Charles, and Calvin.

29. Live in the Big House with Matteo AlacrΓ‘n.

30. Live in Miss Honey’s little house.

31. Drink, fight, and steal with Rob Anybody, Daft Wullie, William the Gonnagle, Hamish, and Not-As-Big-As-Medium-Sized-Jock-But-Bigger-Than-Wee-Jock Jock.

32. Ride the train with Ernest.

33. Borrow Luna’s odd dress robes and attend one of Slughorn’s many parties.

34. Spend an afternoon playing board games with Luke and Jen.

35. Read the captions on the BFG’s jars of dreams.

If anyone gets all the references I shall reward them with Bruce Bogtrotter’s chocolate cake, delivered directly to their door by none other than my blog mascot, Sir Neville Martin Purplebottom, Esq., himself! What are your truly impossible dreams?

About nevillegirl

Elizabeth. University of Iowa class of 2019. Triple majoring in English & Creative Writing, Journalism, and Gender, Women's, & Sexuality Studies. Twenty-one-year-old daydreamer, introvert, voracious reader, aspiring writer, and lesbian. Passionate about feminism, mental health, comic books, and cats.
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19 Responses to The Impossible Bucket List

  1. Lydia says:

    Heehee, particularly like 2, 27, and 35. Wow it’s been so long since I’ve thought about Ella Enchanted. I read it about a dozen times when I was eleven or twelve. Thanks for linking up!

  2. orphu44 says:

    Argh. This post. I literally just flailed about this post because of all the new life goals. Aaaah … it’s all amazing.

    • nevillegirl says:

      *coughs* Did you note the AMoG references? πŸ˜€

      Which one is your favorite?

      • orphu44 says:

        Of course I did!
        Oh dear, I have to choose? Well, I like hunting the stag, riding the train, spending Christmas with the Adams, hoodwinking ogres, picnicking with Gregor and Luxa (only I’d include some of that shrimp stuff to coax Ripred to the party), keeping Deryn Sharp’s secret, breakfasting with Calvin and Hobbes (and then spend the rest of the day with them), jousting with Loras, and going to Slughorn’s party.
        …that was a bit long, but ahh, it was by necessity…

  3. MOHE says:

    *coughs* Ella hoodwinks /ogres/, not trolls.

    I like #3, #6, #11, and #15.

    • nevillegirl says:

      Gah, I knew that trolls didn’t sound quite right…

      I’m glad, because I don’t think most people would get some of them. πŸ™‚

      • MOHE says:

        Especially #6. Not that I’d want to be at God’s Promise in the first place…

        And #3, well, if I were to meet a duke, I don’t know what I’d say.

    • nevillegirl says:

      Agreed. No kidding, that book has given me more nightmares than what I’ve read so far of Stephen King’s books. xD

      Me too. Goodness me, if I met a duke, I’d be so flustered, I just might say I was the Queen!

      • MOHE says:

        Yeah, it’s given me more frightening thoughts and daymares than a book I thought was really really creepy when I was 9 (Seer of Shadows, by Avi, if you’re wondering.)

        But he said Ashton was your cousin!

    • nevillegirl says:

      No, he said Ashton was quite charming, and Jack was our cousin!

      (Or something… I forget that quote…)

  4. Ashley G. says:

    I love #18! I may tweak it a little. And Calvin and Hobbes is the best. πŸ™‚ No childhood is complete with out them.

  5. cait says:

    I’m loving that last one, with the BFG. Brilliance. I’d love to hear Mockingjays, but no way would I like to be in Panem. At all. Nope. πŸ˜‰ Still…fabulous list! Thanks for joining in our link up!

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