Mr. Men Purple Hat (And Other Search Terms)

It’s that time again. Yes, the time when I show you all the bizarre search terms people have used to find my blog. Usually I do this every six months or so but the last post like this was in December, so here we go! Search terms are in bold, with my reactions next to them.

socialism in the elves and the shoemaker (I’ll have to read it again, but I don’t think so.)

mr men purple hat (Sounds like a good title for a picture book!)

nico di angelo gay (This alone has one hundred hits. I’ve had over five thousand views on that post total.)

mom navel (I’ve never ever talked about navels here. Unfortunately, there is one in my blog title.)

ı am taller than you (I hate you.)

denethor memes (Oh! Like this? I love Denethor. He’s a fascinating character and, um, gets the best memes.)

belly torture stories (None of those here. Nobody here but us chickens.)

mutual weirdness and call it love picture frame (This sounds like the best relationship, OK? Someday I’m going to find a lovely woman and we shall fall in mutual weirdness. Which will possibly be commemorated in picture frames.)

lack of originality in film (I feel you, bro.)

in what percy jackson book does nico say he’s gay (None of them, dork. He doesn’t say until the Heroes of Olympus series. As Mr. D would say, “What do the children say these days? Do they say ‘Well, duh’?”)

name meaning genius (Neville.)

medicine (This isn’t weird in and of itself, but how did this lead to my blog? I don’t talk about medicine and there are about ten gazillion other actually health-related sites that should appear before Musings From Neville’s Navel in the search results.)

the fellowship of the ring group (The Fellowship is a group, nimrod. Go join the Fellowship Group Club-Thing of Redundancy.)

i dont want to go to high school (But why? It would teach you to punctuate properly.)

roald dahl ‘s letters (I’ve talked about Roald Dahl a lot but never about any letters he wrote, so this stumped me until I remembered that I did post a letter I would’ve liked to send to him.)

voldemort when skin comes off (Too much exfoliation may be hazardous to your health.)

legolas smiling (I don’t have an opinion of his smile, but background Legolas is the best thing ever.)

belly button stories (Fine, if you keep pestering I guess I’ll write one. What should I name the main character/belly button?)

is nico de angelo really gay (Yes, but I can out-gay him any day.)

Which search term is your favorite?

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About nevillegirl

Elizabeth. University of Iowa class of 2019. Triple majoring in English & Creative Writing, Journalism, and Gender, Women's, & Sexuality Studies. Twenty-one-year-old daydreamer, introvert, voracious reader, aspiring writer, and lesbian. Passionate about feminism, mental health, comic books, and cats.
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10 Responses to Mr. Men Purple Hat (And Other Search Terms)

  1. Mom says:

    Favorite search term:: Mom navel, but only because I have one.

  2. magicfishy says:

    Mr. Men IS a picture book series, isn’t it? I guess that one of the characters… Wears a purple hat… Can’t explain the rest, though.

  3. themagicviolinist says:

    BWA HA HA. These posts are hilarious! I’d love to do one, but I’ve only had one interesting Google search: “..the magic is in you ..expect the unexpected ..just breath ’til the time you’ll understand it all”. All I have to say to that is ???.

    (Your mom cracks me up)!

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