First Reactions To The “Ocean’s 8” Trailer

Full confession: I have never seen Ocean’s 11. Or Ocean’s 12. Or Ocean’s 13. I’m not actually sure if I’ve ever even seen a heist film before. But I am HERE for this reboot. Oh, I am so here for it.

I’m here because I LOVE WOMEN and a movie with not one, not two, not three, but EIGHT female leads is my shit.

Enjoy!

P.S. You can find my earlier film trailer reaction posts here.

Warning: Spoilers ahead! Read/watch at your own risk!

0:02 – I just know I’m going to have trouble separating Sandra Bullock’s character in this from who she plays in Miss Congeniality. (My favorite trashy, “everything-is-awful-and-I-need-cheering-up” flick.)

0:11 – Me @ college

0:19 – I’M SCREAMING

0:22 – I am here today… because I am gay… thank you, Cate Blanchett…

0:24 – Sarah Paulson and Mindy Kaling are in this?!

0:25 – I love Rihanna… I’m such a lesbian…

0:30 – I love! Her goddamn voice!

0:35 – Are they gfs? I hope they’re gfs.

0:46 – OH MY GOD

0:52 – !!!!!!!!!!

0:58 – I’m crying! This is the movie 2018 deserves!

1:00 – Oh, they’re definitely gfs. CRIME WIVES.

1:07 – I don’t even know who she is but I love her so much already!

1:24 – A minute ago I didn’t even know Sarah Paulson would be in this and now I’m beyond excited.

1:31 – Hi can I pls be Cate Blanchett’s trophy wife? Thanks.

1:41 – THE PLOT THICKENS

1:49 – STAB HIM STAB HIM STAB HIM

1:58 – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:07 – “Can’t we just go to this? Do we have to steal stuff?” “Yes.” SAME.

2:09 – Gfs…….

2:14 – Whenever I see a woman wearing a tie I’m like, do I want to be her or do I want to wife her? The answer is both. Always both.

2:28 – One more time: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You tell me: Should I bother watching the other Ocean movies? While I’m always down for a fun, fast-paced action movie, Matt Damon and George Clooney don’t exactly do it for me…

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What’s your opinion of this trailer for Ocean’s 8?

About nevillegirl

Elizabeth. University of Iowa class of 2019. Triple majoring in English & Creative Writing, Journalism, and Gender, Women's, & Sexuality Studies. Twenty-one-year-old daydreamer, introvert, voracious reader, aspiring writer, and lesbian. Passionate about feminism, mental health, comic books, and cats.
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1 Response to First Reactions To The “Ocean’s 8” Trailer

  1. Heather says:

    I say just the first one, though, it’s a remake of it’s own. So maybe go find the real original one instead.

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