Nevillegirl’s Family

Q: Why is nevillegirl so weird?

A: Genetics!

Mom is the nerdiest person nevillegirl knows. She has a very big brain filled with math and science facts. She can do complex math problems very quickly in her head whilst nevillegirl is still poking away at the calculator keys. As a child, Mom used to multiply large numbers in her head when she was bored. She has a weird sense of humor and does an excellent impersonation of Kermit the Frog.

Dad is surprisingly cool at times and surprisingly embarrassing at others. He and nevillegirl like some of the same music, and they both love to cook. He’s taught nevillegirl lots of stuff, like how to spray paint or how to use an Exacto knife without slicing your arm off. Sometimes he acts really weird, like when he sings along to dorky songs. But that’s mostly canceled out since he gives such good hugs.

Quentin is a foot taller than her despite being a year younger, unfortunately. He does nice things for her such as getting things down from high shelves and rescuing her when she’s about to accidentally blow up something on the computer. Quentin’s main interests are computers, eating, computers, eating, computers, and eating. He doesn’t actually have long hair but nevillegirl is taking advantage of the fact that he doesn’t often look at her blog by posting a silly picture here. Quentin can do an excellent Voldemort impersonation that includes laughing creepily and honking like a duck. Oh, and Quentin isn’t his real name – he didn’t want that on here, so Quentin it is.